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25 October 2008

Bad Jokes

that lead to fits of giggles.

Sugarhead:
Knock Knock

Who's there?
Purse.

(yes, that's it.)

Or how about Sweet Pickle's ever-popular...
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana rotten squirrel.
(which may also be interchanged with: Banana rotten... playground/popcorn bag/skunk/stop sign/fill in the blank with whatever they see within their personal space at the moment and follow with fits of laughter and giggles into balled up fists)

Apparently, the word rotten added to anything equals hilarity, and "banana" is standard for whomever might be knocking at your door.

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Wendi@EveryDayMiracles said...

I'm laughing my head off because it is way too easy to visualize this. The laughing into balled up fists because they can not believe how stinkin' hilarious and brilliant they are...

bren j. said...

I'm a fan of "banana rotten popcorn bag" myself.

Beck said...

The Baby LOVES knock knock jokes - although she UTTERLY does not get them. In no way.

Chel's Leaving a Legacy said...

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Olive...
Olive who?

Olive you so much! :-)

That was my son's first one that he really got. I had totally forgotten that until now!

Unknown said...

relish the moments...and laugh with them!
olive your kids :)