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20 June 2008

Biology 101


The Specimens

My children saw this. They can spot a lizard like nobody's business. Guess what I said they were doing (because I am nimble-footed and swifty with my mind)... I told them they were making baby lizards. Tell me. WHO DOES THAT?! If there were ever a time I wanted to press rewind and take back what I said..... I felt like just slapping myself in the forehead over and over. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!


Thanks for scaring off my girl with your flashy thing and inability to stand back, Lady-with-an-apparent-lack-of-skill-with-children-and-cameras.

Nice.

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Tonja said...

you didn't! ROFLOL!!!

it's OK...it's the birds and the bees, but lizard style...harmless information...really!!

later in life, it'll be so much easier to explain humans...they'll think, "Oh, yeah, lizards! That makes perfect sense!"

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

bahahahaha!! Love when that happens :)

Elizabeth Byler Younts said...

making baby lizards...now that's a good one. :-) i'll have to remember that. :-)

hey, join in with my feel good friday over at my place! :-) come on...don't make me beg (it's embarrassing!).

Jackie said...

Swifty in mind....hahahahahahaha. You are the best at coming up with some wacko words. :)

That is Hilarious! So did the kids question you further?

Mama to da Drama said...

Jodie, that is hilarious....Did Stretch have a heart attack when you told him about that one? For future reference...

they're playing...
they're hugging...
they're sleeping...
they're wrestling...
they're giving piggy back rides...
they're playing leap frog...

you pickin' up what I'm laying' down?

bren j. said...

Funny! Good pictures though. You should submit them to a local newspaper or something. Don't local newspapers always like including pictures of the city's animal constituents?

Jodie | Velour said...

Oh, I smell what you're steppin' in Tante D's Better Half. Yes... those would've been much better.

Jackie: They did not press me for more information. That was an act of mercy from on high I am sure. :)

Carlie Faulk said...

oh my - what were you thinking??? Roflol!!

That was great - I needed that laugh today :)

Chel's Leaving a Legacy said...

Okay, I know it's an old post, but COME ON! I HAD to say something!!

Your caption for that second picture cracked me up! It totally looks like he's saying that to you!

AAAHH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Hilarious!