Wow. Is there anything more beautiful than poo when your baby is constipated? I walked into Lil' Schmo's room this morning and instantly knew his bowels had been on the move... and no tears! He didn't cry... which means he wasn't in pain. Thank the Lord!! So I said, "Hiii honey! I'm so glad to see you. And smell you."
I'm telling you, you couldn't tempt me with diamonds this morning. Or petit fours. I would take poo instead. Now that's makin' a statement.
So stand aside all you blingy objects and shiny things. Thou temptest me not! You got nothin' on a dirty diaper.
WordGirl
Stretch | My Man
Loves: Jesus, his family, home improvement and gardening shows, hot and tasty meals, sushi, order. Does Not Love: his wife spending too much time on the computer, cold sandwiches, disorder.
My Sweet Pickle, 7
LOVES: BACON, volcanos, DRAWING, reptiles - esp. dinosaurs, arts/crafts. DOES NOT LOVE: excessive handwriting, Puddin' terrorizing him, oatmeal.
My Sugar, 5 1/2
LOVES: her Monkey, her bugs (blanket), "piggy" tails, Vivaldi, sugar, PINK, dancing, things that are beautiful and "sprinkly" (sparkly). DOES NOT LOVE: bedtime, having her hair brushed, using her inside voice
My Puddin', 2 3/4
LOVES: RICE, t-ball, animals, FUZZ, bathtime, his brother & sister, playing outside, spilling things. DOES NOT LOVE: Coming inside, being allergic to cheese, getting out of the bathtub, using the big potty.
Get on board the Swaggin' Wagon!
2 people love me:
Are you having some serious constipation issues? Or is this a one time deal?
I am asking because we have dealt with this and are having very long consequences because of it that you do not want. Email me if you need to!! I am on a mission to spare mommies all across America of the CRAP haha we are dealing with now.
woohoo...Poop!!
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