[Any time I say 'I was born...',
I think of The Jerk, and Steve Martin saying,
"I was born a poor, black man."]
No burger or sandwich-type-thing is even worth the trouble without it in my estimation. Wellllll, I recently decided to go vegan. Regular mayo is a no-no on the vegan train, so what was I to do? Would I really have to be without my beloved? Nobody likes a sad ending.
I didn't have high hopes of finding a replacement as I've tried other types of NON-mayo before and unless you like yours to look and taste like watery, soupy white filth, well then. Insufferable.
Enter Vegenaise! [cue super-hero noise] I don't know quite how to pronounce it but who cares! It makes me happy!
It also makes me want to eat cucumber sandwiches all day long!
I'm not sure why I'm telling y'all this except that it is great news and great news must be spread.
Much the same as Vegenaise. [du du doosh]
The End and Amen.